1) Take your godchild to the Flaubert Gallery, to admire their new premises and his talented mother’s paintings. He will sleep the whole time you’re there.
2) Stop for coffee and piadine at the very charming, very Italian Sprio & Co. He will continue to sleep, despite your accidental-on-purpose prodding.
3) Spend the afternoon at the RSA Annual Exhibition so talented mother-of-godchild can write a review. Godchild will sleep the whole way through, and leave town without once having shown you his eyes.