June 2011
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Wardrobe malfunction
Women with boobage, listen up.
When buying a new dress for your good friend’s wedding, remember to check the cleavage.
Properly.
Jump up and down in the changing room. Dance. Pretend you’re drunk, and then dance some more. The attendant may think you’re odd, but do it all the same.
And then check the cleavage again.
For that innocent frock could have a dark side, and if you...
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“Oh My God - I have just been on to this BRILLIANT blog written by my good friend...”
– Friends are bloody brilliant, aren’t they?
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A post to emphasise a space
Spaces are very important, especially when they come between the word “life” and the word “less”.
Without a space, I have realised, this would be a blog about a dead hospital porter instead of one about a girl and her slightly chaotic life.
